The prince smashed down the door and pranced in like a peacock. He tossed aside his helmet to reveal messy blond hair. He triumphantly strolled towards the sleeping princess, proclaiming “Don’t worry fair maiden, for I, Sir Lordington, am here to wake you from your putrid slumber and save you from the dragon” He leaned in for the kiss. Closer, Closer…

“AHHHHHH! What are you doing?”

Lordington was flabbergasted.

“Garry, wake up! Gary quick!”

Gary awoke and grabbed his baseball bat. Lordington panicked, stumbled towards the open window and jumped. He fell on his face.

Lordington’s real name was Steve.

Steve did drugs.